{"product_id":"retired-from-giving-a-damn-t-shirt-funny-tortoise-camping-tee","title":"Retired from Giving a Damn T-Shirt | Funny Tortoise Camping Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA relaxed tortoise enjoys a mug beside a little camping trailer beneath a sunset. Retired from Giving a Damn brings playful retirement humor to a colorful vintage outdoor graphic. A cheeky gift for retirees, campers, and anyone embracing the slower lane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle tee with a classic crew neckline, tear-away label, shoulder tape, and lightweight 4.5 oz fabric. Choose Black, Navy, Military Green, Dark Chocolate, or Dark Heather. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; Dark Heather is 35% cotton and 65% polyester. Available sizes vary by color. Made to order and fulfilled by our print-on-demand partner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach or dry-clean. Tumble dry low; iron on low heat, avoiding the printed design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67861230354511,"sku":"38244451228456770664","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67861230387279,"sku":"29631268509451620208","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67861230420047,"sku":"28468623847649114765","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":67861230452815,"sku":"23909585777286041929","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67861230485583,"sku":"12176162626388389973","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67861230518351,"sku":"30899747200660709465","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67861230551119,"sku":"34144003942814473002","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67861230583887,"sku":"24322705248613705804","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":67861230616655,"sku":"26248554912873309590","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67861230649423,"sku":"18055462628138773857","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67861230682191,"sku":"12156810857491153453","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67861230714959,"sku":"79908675451472681265","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67861230747727,"sku":"21185516002696339570","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67861230780495,"sku":"14451978914153377708","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67861230813263,"sku":"12785765591071719276","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67861230846031,"sku":"48979249087480339882","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67861230878799,"sku":"47214038585977625501","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":67861230911567,"sku":"18016038498848133286","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67861230944335,"sku":"22172176586325066918","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67861230977103,"sku":"41582253930515395605","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67861231009871,"sku":"99352027954033088809","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67861231042639,"sku":"30448476246184583150","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":67861231075407,"sku":"92136540822216774963","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67861231108175,"sku":"45853860166538609874","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67861231140943,"sku":"66476790965906669996","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1077\/6566\/files\/8527850868455078180_2048.jpg?v=1792866002","url":"https:\/\/www.letsprintbig.com\/products\/retired-from-giving-a-damn-t-shirt-funny-tortoise-camping-tee","provider":"Let's Print Big","version":"1.0","type":"link"}